Thor, Iowa-- The Always Comfy Pew Company announced today that its newest line of pews, The AC VII line, will now contain “My Worship” modules. “My Worship” is a new technology that allows individual worshipers to worship in the style of their choice while sitting side by side.
Inconspicuous headphones are wirelessly connected with a small device inside each pew. The worshiper simply programs his or her worship style, favorite hymn, praise song, and worship service format into a handy keypad. When the time comes for music, each worshiper will hear his or her personal selections.
Project foreman Rusty Opus said, “After hearing how many people insist on their own worship style, we decided to meet the growing need in churches. With ‘My Worship,’ everybody can finally be happy.”
Opus hinted at the 2014 upgrade called “My Preacher,” but indicated that pastors were reluctant to allow their churches to serve as beta test sites.
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